If you're a brand selling men on ways to manipulate their lady,
get Valentine's Day off their to do list and generally become
sexually irresistible, you need to do it with a little more
subtlety and style. And please stop depicting women as sex objects
and complete idiots. Relationships have been unnecessarily reduced
to a transaction for flowers, chocolates, teddy bears or jewelry.
Where's the romance?
"Give and you shall receive."
"That heart shaped box of chocolates goes a loooong way." Wink wink.
Um, you get the picture with this one.
"Size does matter." So get her a HUGE teddy bear.